Apparently all the security and cops surveillance during Paris Hilton’s big 30^th Birthday Bash was not enough to stop a guy named “Paz,” (an L.A. musician) from swiping her $2,000 cake. Paz, was not an invited guest at her birthday party but managed to get inside due to good connections.

He decided with great conviction to swipe the big red cake after learning that the cake wasn’t going to be served to her 300 guests. It was just another extravagant ornament for her to show off.

On a Facebook update, Paz wrote: “I woke up this morning with a $2,000 birthday cake in my living room. It’s big. It’s red. It says ‘Paris’ and its f****** delicious … At an inebriated moment I decided no one was going to waste $2,000 worth of anything on my watch. I had to rescue that cake.”

Although somewhat juvenile and silly I think it’s fucking awesome that he jacked her precious, stupid cake. Paris Hilton has only become stupider with age and it’s completely apparent that she is not conscious of anything that’s not inside her fucking bubble.

Doesn’t this no talent twit realize that there are starving people in the world, in The United States even? Here she is with a 2,000-dollar cake and not even planning to eat or share it with her guests? What the hell was she going to do with a 70-pound cake? I’m so glad she got foiled. Though naturally, then she was presented with yet another cake with her dumb face on it. How narcissistic can one be?

The only thing Paris Hilton has contributed to the world was her sex tape and it wasn’t even that great. I mean was she having sex or posing for the camera?

Macaulay Culkin was spotted in Bagdad, a sex club in Barcelona, with adult film actress: Irene Lopez. The two were seen together and more than just hitting it off. Friends of the new couple are waiting to see if its really true love.

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Kate Winslet has the biggest lesbian crush on Michelle Williams. I suppose she loved seeing her naked in “Blue Valentine.” Kate Winslet says: “From a distance, I feel as if I’ve been having a secret love affair with Michelle. She and I are quite intimate in my fantasy friendship.” That’s quite the revelation…more over, Michelle Williams was moved to tears. It appears that she may like Kate just as much!

Kelly Osbourne was engaged to Luke Worrall. She broke off the engagement after finding out that Luke was cheating with a number of women. To make matters worse she found out that he was having a hot affair with model, Elle Schneider, who coincidentally looks very much like Kelly; only she is a male waiting to undergo a sex change operation. Elle Schneider says Luke Worrall knew all about this and had no problem. He didn’t mind that she had a cock not one bit. She says it actually turned him on even more. How’s that for a Tranny Surprise? Kelly Osbourne couldn’t be any more devastated…

Macaulay Culkin was vacationing in Barcelona shortly after his break up with Mila Kunis. He met his new girlfriend: Irene Lopez, a Spanish adult actress in “Bagdad,” a sex club in Barcelona. The two really hit it off. Though Macaulay Culkin says he only took a photo with the actress and she says it’s too soon after his break up and would hate to become an obstacle in a possible reconciliation between Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis…Time will tell, I suppose.

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For all you horny girls out there you know the man to get laid with is Charlie Sheen. He has proven himself time and time again that he knows how to take care of his sexy women in and out of the bedroom. What you want is what you get from Charlie.

Kacey Jordan has spilled the beans on their little frisky 36 hour drinking and fucking party. Where she found out that Charlie has a foot fetish and loves to suck on toes. She of course didn’t mind that he sucked on her toes. Kacey and Charlie did about 8 tennis ball size of cocaine, weed, and liquor. She also has stated that her and Charlie fucked as well as joined in a orgy party that was going on in his house hold.

Kacey had no shame to tweet on twitter bragging about how she has been drinking for 24 hours straight, and then tweeted a pic of her pussy in front of a coffee table that contained mouthwash, cigarettes, Lysol wipes, and several other things. Did I feel to mention that she did all of that while she was still at Charlie’s house. That had to be one good orgy party going on.

The fantastic thing about this photo is that hes actually TOTALLY NUDE. I’ve already contacted my resources to find out what actual beach this photo was taken. What? I’m just planning a short spring vacation. It’s not too early is it?

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If you’re going on a date and you enjoy a good movie, maybe go for something a little older that you both might be familiar with, like this you get to stay home for a little more intimate setting. Pick movies that are sexy, funny and have a little action. You can always do a little horror. Here are my top 10 movies from the 90’s that I like to watch on dates and suggest to all singles.

1. “True Romance” (Screenplay Quentin Tarantino, all star cast, totally sexy and dangerous.)

2. “The Wedding Singer” (Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler. Awesome and cute with a really cool soundtrack)

3. “Dracula” (Bram Stoker’s Dracula with Winona Ryder and Gary Oldman. Every girl loves a movie about the lengths someone is willing to go for love.

4. “Singles” (Awesome 90’s movie about being single and dating with a kick ass soundtrack. Tim Burton, Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains and Soundgarden all have cameos in this 90’s little gem.)

5. “Reality Bites” (Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke. Again very cool soundtrack, centers around singes that just graduated from college)

6. “Great Expectations” (Gweneth Paltrow, Ethan Hawke and Robert De Niro. This movie is absolutely beautiful, heartbreaking and kick ass. A definite awesome date movie!)

7. “Arizona Dream” (Johnny Depp, Faye Dunaway and Vincent Gallo. Off beat comedy about a New Yorker that ends up in Arizona and falls for two very eccentric women. Super funny and thought provoking.)

8. “Dream a Little Dream” (Corey Haim {RIP} and Corey Feldman, this movie is from the late 80’s but one you might still want to consider. It’s incredibly romantic with an original plot and witty dialogue. )

9. “The Crow” (Starring Brandon Lee {RIP}. A movie about love and vengeance. Very dark with a supernatural aspect., again incredible soundtrack)

10. “Amateur” (Starring Isabelle Huppert and Martin Donovan. Smart comedy directed by Hal Hartley with really steamy sex scenes.)

So this concludes my date movie list for singles. Check them out and please leave any comments or suggestions or even include your very own Top 10 Date Movies… Enjoy! ☺

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