I can’t say this to you because I want you to sign the damn divorce papers finally. You told me you finally got the courage to look at them this weekend. I know thats B.S., your holding on to them to dear life so that I’ll file taxes with you for the last year- no [...]
Kelly Osbourne was engaged to Luke Worrall. She broke off the engagement after finding out that Luke was cheating with a number of women. To make matters worse she found out that he was having a hot affair with model, Elle Schneider, who coincidentally looks very much like Kelly; only she is a male waiting [...]
Macaulay Culkin was vacationing in Barcelona shortly after his break up with Mila Kunis. He met his new girlfriend: Irene Lopez, a Spanish adult actress in “Bagdad,” a sex club in Barcelona. The two really hit it off. Though Macaulay Culkin says he only took a photo with the actress and she says it’s too [...]
You were snoring very loudly last night and you woke me up several times. I asked you nicely to roll over. You got up and left the room. That’s fine. We have three other empty beds in this house. Its your decision to sleep on the uncomfortable couch and look like a dumb ass. [...]
A couple of years back I got a breast enhancement. It was nothing out of this world, just wanted to be a full C cup. Well now I have those C cups, but with a twist. One nipple is higher than the other. At first this use to bother me but now I just show [...]
I’ve said some mean things in the past. I’ve yelled. I emailed some girls too. I sent one a text this past weekend. I was really snarky on your facebook page. I admit that I went through all your things, pulled out anything that was mine and trashed some of your things. I ADMIT TO [...]
For all you horny girls out there you know the man to get laid with is Charlie Sheen. He has proven himself time and time again that he knows how to take care of his sexy women in and out of the bedroom. What you want is what you get from Charlie.
Kacey Jordan [...]